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Apr 20, 2014 / 69,147 notes

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Apr 20, 2014 / 502,810 notes

the-fandom-tollbooth:

tyrion-lannnister:

the-fandom-tollbooth:

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

patio

patio isn’t french

le patio

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Apr 20, 2014 / 164,278 notes

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insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats
Apr 20, 2014 / 13,013 notes

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

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kayasia:

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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Apr 20, 2014 / 55,356 notes

kayasia:

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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Apr 20, 2014 / 27,825 notes

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Apr 20, 2014 / 2,941 notes

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Apr 20, 2014 / 45,771 notes

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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Apr 20, 2014 / 220,587 notes

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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Apr 20, 2014 / 3 notes

domesticdelena:

JENNA SOMMERS IS DEAD L O L

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Apr 20, 2014 / 141,479 notes

poweredbytheprofane:

The best of hot occupations, side by side.

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Apr 20, 2014 / 180,815 notes

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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Apr 20, 2014 / 136,158 notes

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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Apr 20, 2014 / 95,333 notes

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Apr 20, 2014 / 298,698 notes

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

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